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Dolls Deflate “Lost” Cliffhanger

May 25, 2006

The “Gilligan’s Island”-on-crack ABC success story went out with a bang—literally—last night. And by the time the credits rolled, Locke and Eko were M.I.A. and likely dead. Or they were at least deaf from that sonic boom. (Loved the super-cheesy-special effect of whiting out the screen.)

Well, fans don’t have to wait until the fall for more “Lost.” ABC Television Group’s Touchstone Television (is that name long enough?) and McFarlane Toys are launching six-inch dolls of Jack, Kate, Hurley, Charlie and Shannon.

We gotta ask: Why are only the All-American-looking white characters becoming toys? No Jin? No Michael? Heck, no Walt? What’s he done to deserve such a diss?

Comments

Jon wrote:

Nice try, but Hurley is Mexican. This played heavily in his flashback stories, so anybody who watches the shows should know this. And the term "All American" is a bit misleading as Charlie is British.

posted at May 26, 2006 12:31 PM

eric estrada wrote:

and Shannon is dead. They should get points for that, too. Maybe?

posted at May 26, 2006 03:50 PM

Tyler B. wrote:

Okay, knowing McFarlane, there will be many sets of Lost characters coming out in small groupings, but with amazing detail. Guaranteed next set will include Jin, Michael and Locke with amazing wheelchair standing action. These are the most popular characters, so if they sell well, of course there will be more. Stop the Political Correct Effect.

posted at May 27, 2006 02:39 AM

Bunchkins wrote:

What about Sawyer? For the love of god, what about Sawyer....

posted at November 11, 2006 07:39 PM

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